There Is No Wild Beast, Homosexual

16. Body, soul, and mind: the body for sensation, the soul for the springs of action, the mind for principles. Yet the capacity for sensation belongs also to the stalled ox; there is no wild beast, homosexual, Nero, or Phalaris but obeys the twitchings of impulse; and even men who deny the gods, or betray their country, or perpetrate all manner of villainy behind locked doors, have minds to guide them to the clear path of duty.

Marcus Aurelius
Meditations, Book Three
167

Thirsty Bitch?

International Maritime Signal Flags: Yankee

Has been interpreted, variously, as:
I am dragging my anchor.
I am experiencing a dip.
I am carrying mails.

I Would Do the Opposite of Everything I Have Done

Exhibit A

I Speak of My Master

LYDIA
But who, sir - who are engaged in this?
FAG
Faith, ma'am, one is a young gentleman whom I should be very sorry anything was to happen to - a very pretty behaved gentleman! We have lived much together, and always on terms.
LYDIA
But who is this? who? who? who?
FAG
My master, ma'am - my master - I speak of my master.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
The Rival, Act 5, Scene 1
1775

Pizza Boy

To Berlin Craigslist, Thanks for Everything! Downtownhomo

ich will blasen geben und ficken..
ich bin nur 17 und ich werde aline sein....
ich bein sehhhhr hubsch

How can football be a fantasy?

Here's who I would pick:

1. LaDainian Tomlinson
2. Steven Jackson
3. Frank Gore
4. Larry Johnson
5. Shaun Alexander