S. Carolina is so gay.

A real ad campaign that happened and then didn't... gives Hilton Head a whole new meaning.

LAX

LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so many good looking men to watch and


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so many good looking men to watch


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so many good looking men


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so many good looking


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so many good


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though, so


LAX
Well, delayed in LAX The 10 hours I will be home before I fly out again is being whittled down. And now I've lost my phone...

Oh well this is my life. I'm just sorry I lost the pictures that were on the phone.


I do love airports though,

Renoir

Who's that guy with the beard?

Found Poem

Back in the day it used to be an anteater
And yes circumcision is the basis of this meter
Foreskin is on the tip of the weenie
It covers up the head just like a beeney
And then one day someone said be gone
And from the penis the foreskin was withdrawn
Chorus:
I said Snip, clip, rip
The skin is gone from the tip
The dick is now free from its motherfuckin prison
And the circumcision revolution has now arisen
And the Jewish boy says:
When I was eight days old
I had to be bold
I had to let it happen
So I could start rappin
On the topic of circumcision
A scared ritual in my dear religion
So I took the wine and chugged it down
And let the Moyle do his work without a frown
Chorus:
I said Snip, clip, rip
The skin is gone from the tip
The dick is now free from its motherfuckin prison
And the circumcision revolution has now arisen
And the Christian boy says:
My shit was cut right out of the womb
In the pregnancy ward of the emergency room
I didn’t do it for religion but just to stay clean
I didn’t need no wine and didn’t make a scene
But in the end the outcome was the same
A circumcised penis to my name
Chorus:
I said Snip, clip, rip
The skin is gone from the tip
The dick is now free from its motherfuckin prison
And the circumcision revolution has now arisen

EMORPH15

Thanks to the board.

We looked at each other, but you saw the real me - m4m - 27 (Chelsea)

Reply to: pers-551683248@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-25, 7:06PM EST

it was late night on thursday.
you lumbered into the train with two huge bags of trash.
you had no shoes on and smelled like a toilet.
we exchanged looks. you gave me a toothless smile
as you peed your pants. it was so cute.
everyone else left the train car but i stayed, pretending to read
a book (i cant really read).
unfortunately i reached my stop before getting the courage to talk
to you, but if you're reading this get in touch.

For A Good Time Call Back

We need your number.

your sword?

Married to the Sea

Downtownhomo

Playing the Comparing Game

Wishing for a Longer Rod

Don't send your kids to school.

There Goes My Everything

7½

Get the whole story here.

The Hazards of Downtown Living

For Your Eyes Only

totus secretum ero ostendo sum in vicis

A Man in Hues

A man in hues all hues in his controlling,
Which steals men's eyes and women's souls amazeth.
And for a woman wert thou first created,
Till Nature as she wrought thee fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she pricked thee out for women's pleasure,
Mine be thy love, and thy love's use their treasure.

William Shakespeare
Sonnet 20

There Is No Wild Beast, Homosexual

16. Body, soul, and mind: the body for sensation, the soul for the springs of action, the mind for principles. Yet the capacity for sensation belongs also to the stalled ox; there is no wild beast, homosexual, Nero, or Phalaris but obeys the twitchings of impulse; and even men who deny the gods, or betray their country, or perpetrate all manner of villainy behind locked doors, have minds to guide them to the clear path of duty.

Marcus Aurelius
Meditations, Book Three
167

Thirsty Bitch?

International Maritime Signal Flags: Yankee

Has been interpreted, variously, as:
I am dragging my anchor.
I am experiencing a dip.
I am carrying mails.

I Would Do the Opposite of Everything I Have Done

Exhibit A

I Speak of My Master

LYDIA
But who, sir - who are engaged in this?
FAG
Faith, ma'am, one is a young gentleman whom I should be very sorry anything was to happen to - a very pretty behaved gentleman! We have lived much together, and always on terms.
LYDIA
But who is this? who? who? who?
FAG
My master, ma'am - my master - I speak of my master.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
The Rival, Act 5, Scene 1
1775

Pizza Boy

To Berlin Craigslist, Thanks for Everything! Downtownhomo

ich will blasen geben und ficken..
ich bin nur 17 und ich werde aline sein....
ich bein sehhhhr hubsch

How can football be a fantasy?

Here's who I would pick:

1. LaDainian Tomlinson
2. Steven Jackson
3. Frank Gore
4. Larry Johnson
5. Shaun Alexander

The People Have Spoken

"I'm the proud owner of Karl Rove’s father's solid gold cock ring"

"Karl Rove's father was not only gay, but a part of the early body piercing scene and a regular at 70s piercing parties... There are pictures of him on BME."
Shannon Larratt, founder of the body modification online publication BMEzine.

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walrus dick

The world's largest known fossil penis bone sold at auction for $8000.

"I thought it was a bargain," said Josh Chait, director of operations for the I.M. Chait Gallery, his family's auction house. "It's definitely something everyone should see once in their life."

Telephone

Ninth row, sixteenth column.
It's for you.

Tanda - Support for Orphans of AIDS and Vulnerbale Children in South Africa

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Mr. Fag Goes to Bath

FAG
What! Thomas! Sure 'tis he? - What! Thomas! Thomas!
THOMAS
Hey! - Odd's life! Mr Fag - give us your hand, my old fellow-servant.
FAG
Excuse my glove, Thomas: - I'm devilish glad to see you, my lad. Why my prince of charioteers, you look as hearty! - but who the deuce though of seeing you in Bath?

The Rivals, Act 1, Scene 1
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
1775

why i woke up this morning

A Matter of Faith

Word on the Street

...all secrets will be revealed in time...

Поцелуй меня, вы мудак

A stamp from the USSR from 1968 (?).
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